Tiangong-1 is about to crash!

KDIP News - Any day now, the Chinese space station Tiangong-1 is expected to fall back to Earth – but it's been uncertain as to exactly where it will crash land. That was until the legendary scientist, Danomanno Dingo got involved. Now, he thinks he knows exactly where the flaming debris will hit!

Using a state of the art Texas Instruments calculation and pen and paper, Dr. Dingo pinpointed the exact location to be in southwest Missouri, near a town called Forsyth! 'Yes, I'm quite sure now!, Dr. Dino stated in an interview. 'A large portion of the T-gong-1 will survive reentry and will very likely hit the home of one Roberta Frack!' Dr. Dingo would not state to us exactly where Ms. Frack lived, but advised her to 'get the hell out of Dodge!'

We were able to track this location down and confronted Ms. Frack with the data that Dr. Dingo had given out to all news agencies. When we informed her that the remaining piece that could come crashing into her home was estimated at about 850 pounds, she shrugged. But, then we added that it would be also be traveling at just over three hundred miles per hour and would have been heated by the friction of reentry to

over 1500 degrees Fahrenheit! Roberta was understandably shaken by that additional piece of information! Yet, she also refused to vacate her home, vowing to 'sit it out in her basement'! We wished her luck and didn't disclose to her that something that big and moving that fast would likely flatten her home in a blinding flash of heat and energy. Bon chance Ms Frack, we knew you not!

Cyrkle - Red Rubber Ball!

Many decades ago, I'd rise in the early mornings of youthful summers, to see the sun rising through the mist of a young and confused mind.... Now, when I was much older, I began to grasp just how fucking naive I was..

Cyrkel - It's a Turn Down Day!

If the title, 'Turn down Day' means anything to you, you're likely a baby-boomer like I am... 2018 had been a turn down day in my view, and 2019 didn't look much better...

Killing me softly!

The really neat thing about posting stuff like this is that it's like some form of fractal reality - [A curve or geometric figure, each part of which has the same statistical character as the whole]. Even as this number from way back has no meaning to most now. The reflections of those times, still echo, in this aged yet nimble mind.. Circa: 1971, and a very young man sang his song, softly to a young girl.

The Creator is so not up there in some cheapo Heaven. He is right down here with His children. Grown men, grown women, kids and infants all. We all live and die in apparent pall. Yet not one single biotic, big or small, has passed through the furnace of God's maw, unseen....

So, where is God on this day? I've known that for some time. The Egyptians and Moses both also knew and wrote about His house and exactly where it was. For those who still have no idea, I plan to state it in a future post....

Dregs from the Id: A bar in MP, used to be a bowling alley sort of place. this song was popular in 1970. I can see it all to this day. Every detail, ever smell and feeling, There was a server, dark hair, who was my focus. What she was all about was desperation as she was having problems with her boyfriend. As this song played out. Her looking my way and me as savior, and me, a complete dumb fuck... priceless! I remember the sights, the sounds, the smells and the feelings of youth. It's a talent of mine. The rush of events trans-folding, being young (22) and feeling keyed and ready for whatever came next. Very cool!

A message from God: 'Hey dude. Saw your post. You seem unhappy. You got problems?'

Me: 'Yes, dammit God, I do! I'm old and I hurt and feeling pretty damn depressed.'

God: 'Really? I gave you one of the very best of lives. Some drama, some excitement, and a few neat women along the way. So, what was not to like?

Me: OK! Yes! My life, more or less, was pretty damn cool. But now, I hurt and I look pretty bad and...'

God: 'My son. Your time on this earth will be very brief. And, you've done .. sort of OK. Now, forget all that pain of this existence and prepare yourself for yet a new birthing.... Remember my biotic offspring. Those who currently seem strong and invincible, do so, in the merest flash of time.That said, a new dawn, which will be soon laid out for all the Sons and Daughters of My dreams ... Will be endless and exciting!' No! Wait up! Let check  the ledger.... Ah! Sorry dude. You're fucked!

The blind man...

A blind man, who had never had sight in his life,

happened unto another man who professed to see clearly.

The blind man listened carefully

as the sighted man profusely talked of blue skies and many other wonders.

'Sir', said him. 'What are these wonderful colors you talk of'?

The sighted man, smiled down at him in a benign fashion.

'Why, you poor blind wretch, I can see clearly and sir you cannot!' How could I possibly answer you?

To which the blind man responded... 'Perhaps by being blind

of the sights of this world, which God has withheld from me, was an act that was kind.

As a blind man, all my life, I know not of sin.

But for you, that said you had sight, your sin remains...

Let's ban those knives!

Let's get rid of these!

After witnessing a number of school shootings recently, the call for universal gun confiscation has been taken up by the far left, a group that certainly is smart and who knows what's best for the rest of us.

Simply Limp rubber knives bend at the slightest touch!

I'm pretty certain that at some point every weapon, including BB guns, sling shots and perhaps even marbles will be banned all across the United States. And that should take care of the problem for once and for all.

However, I'd like to point to the next level that will need to be addressed... knives. The fact is, there are far too many knives in just about every school in the United States! And, as an extreme left leaning zealot, I have realized that it is only a matter of time before these 'instruments of death' will be taken up and used by crazed school students everywhere! What concerns me the most, is the opportunity for kids to kill other kids during the lunch hour in any cafeteria USA. (School cafeteria's are just loaded with all sorts of knives that can easily render horrific death to a young person in about a heartbeat)!

In answer to the call for service, I am starting a National effort to have all knives banished not only from schools, but also restaurants. After all, the only reason to even posses have a metal knife is if you want to cut up some tender meat with it and that's just not fair or progressive! Let's replace metal knives with rubber ones that can only spread butter and little else. My company, 'Simply Limp Rubber ' Inc., will be happy to quote case amounts of these very safe knives to any school anywhere at anytime!

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Bobby Vinton and Blue Velvet!

A few of my friends from way back might remember Central Junior High and some graduation parties! 1967 I think... Jan Wagner, you were in a blue velvet dress and we were at a party at some house close, I think to the MP library. You were playing pool. Wow! What a time. On the corner of Gregory and Prospect Manor one day, I misspoke and gyrated into another reality.... Sad. Grasping at straws.. a topic that would have little to no meaning until 2018...