DanO's Place! A concept!

DanO's Place in Forsyth MO. A twenty first century concept in Bar/Grill establishments! 

Talk about low places that are also small. I give you DanO's Bar and Grill! A 900 square foot enterprise that boasts a small grill serving up dogs, burgers and chips along with an assortment of drinks and brews intended for a local crowd!

This '21 Century concept bar' has a focus on being very efficient in terms of heating and cooling costs via limited space that only allows for fewer than twenty four patrons at one time. The interior is open with a micro-bar that seats 12 with tables that seat twelve diners.

This is my concept of 'winning' bar and eatery establishments going forward....

DanO's Place to open soon!

No, that's no ghost inside - it's our jukebox!

Can you believe this place - Sure it looks a bit rough on the outside, but just wait until you step inside. And please don't mind the corpse pictured at left. That customer died of natural causes, we are told!

DanO's Place will be featuring state of the art cuisine, (just as soon as we can find a working stove. For now, all our breakfast offerings are prepared on a Coleman propane camp stove right out back). Fred, our current chef, was recently hired right off the street, and while his cooking skills are still improving, the man seems very eager to please! And then there's Jan, our server, who while being a bit of a closet case, does have two working hands! We are expecting great things out of her.... very soon.

Our hours are currently from 7AM to 11AM Monday thru Friday. We are only serving breakfast, at this time, (as the local building inspector is generally out and about after 11AM). But, we hope to be expanding hours where we will offer the same stuff, just rearranged a bit.

And, will you just look at that menu at right! We've put a lot of time into its composition and in getting it printed up. Wow! We are proud to offer our diners THREE wonderful selections! Well, two actually, as item #3 does require a strong stomach!

Stop by and see us, soon!

NOTICE! In what could be a record - DanO's Place opened at 7:02 AM on a Monday only to be closed at 8:14 AM on the same day, when the building suffered a partial collapse. The single customer was last seen screaming and running down a side street, and apparently did not pay their bill. Also injured during the event was a server who lost one hand. DanO has promised that he will re-open at some point.

Sugar Ray! Every morning..

Every morning there's a halo hangin
from the corner of my girlfriend's four post bed.
I know it's not mine, but I'll see if I can use it for
the weekend, or a one-night stand!

Every morning... Anyway. Good news. DanO's Place radio on FM and the Net coming soon. That is if God, Country and life allows! I currently have a station located in Uzbekistan, but I'm not sure if they actually understand English. That said. Two ground floors exist for us males; 1) Never lose your dreams or your direction, 2) Even if you're eighty and the sight of a beautiful woman no longer turns you on, pretend!.... Rock on, rock hard and praise the living God that put you here...

Note: The people behind the scenes of the internet are evil, crooked thugs. They give you a new kind of drug, best left on the self. In the days coming, they will be fair game for the new class of terminators... Just a heads up.

There will be no FCC backed low power FM station for me. Another government lie. I plan to generate my own. Stay tuned...

Perhaps a few will follow this string of thought. Please drop a thought or two to further the cause of freedom. I'm pretty weak...

'And He told them many things in parables, saying, “A farmer went out to sow his seed. As he was sowing, some seeds fell along the path and the birds came and devoured them. Some others fell on rocky ground, where they did not have much soil. Yet, they sprang up quickly, because the soil was shallow and hard'

My take: Those of us who are now living and who have suffered very hard times in the defense of this Republic, whether of military, civilian or of blue stripes. You all need now to stand true and strong! Stand for the living God that gave you this treasure of time, that saw you through and who granted you a chance to see this message tonight. Let no one person rip asunder His gift....

And finally, no, Epstein did not hang himself! And, Trump did not lose! Have faith!