No more wieners in buns!

'Sticking my pink wiener into a warm brown bun,

makes me happy and want to come...

to your nice house on some fine day,

where we can play this game the live long day!'

I politely submitted this rather good poetic effort to Michelle Obama, as I understood that she was something of a known food critic. The answer I got back, was less than gratifying, if I do say so...

I did write her back explaining that the original idea came from something I did earlier with Anthony Weiner. Soon after that I received a visit from the police. What?