Thursday, March 29, 2018

Tiangong-1 is about to crash!

KDIP News - Any day now, the Chinese space station Tiangong-1 is expected to fall back to Earth – but it's been uncertain as to exactly where it will crash land. That was until the legendary scientist, Danomanno Dingo got involved. Now, he thinks he knows exactly where the flaming debris will hit!

Using a state of the art Texas Instruments calculation and pen and paper, Dr. Dingo pinpointed the exact location to be in southwest Missouri, near a town called Forsyth! 'Yes, I'm quite sure now!, Dr. Dino stated in an interview. 'A large portion of the T-gong-1 will survive reentry and will very likely hit the home of one Roberta Frack!' Dr. Dingo would not state to us exactly where Ms. Frack lived, but advised her to 'get the hell out of Dodge!'

We were able to track this location down and confronted Ms. Frack with the data that Dr. Dingo had given out to all news agencies. When we informed her that the remaining piece that could come crashing into her home was estimated at about 850 pounds, she shrugged. But, then we added that it would be also be traveling at just over three hundred miles per hour and would have been heated by the friction of reentry to
over 1500 degrees Fahrenheit! Roberta was understandably shaken by that additional piece of information! Yet, she also refused to vacate her home, vowing to 'sit it out in her basement'! We wished her luck and didn't disclose to her that something that big and moving that fast would likely flatten her home in a blinding flash of heat and energy. Bon chance Ms Frack, we knew you not!

Monday, March 26, 2018

Cyrkle - Red Rubber Ball!

Many decades ago, I'd rise in the early mornings of youthful summers, to see the sun rising through the mist of a young and confused mind.... Now, when I was much older, I began to grasp just how fucking naive I was..

Cyrkel - It's a Turn Down Day!

If the title, 'Turn down Day' means anything to you, you're likely a baby-boomer like I am... 2018 had been a turn down day in my view, and 2019 didn't look much better...

Saturday, March 24, 2018

Killing me softly!

The really neat thing about posting stuff like this is that it's like some form of fractal reality - [A curve or geometric figure, each part of which has the same statistical character as the whole]. Even as this number from way back has no meaning to most now. The reflections of those times, still echo, in this aged yet nimble mind.. Circa: 1971, and a very young man sang his song, softly to a young girl.

The Creator is so not up there in some cheapo Heaven. He is right down here with His children. Grown men, grown women, kids and infants all. We all live and die in apparent pall. Yet not one single biotic, big or small, has passed through the furnace of God's maw, unseen....

So, where is God on this day? I've known that for some time. The Egyptians and Moses both also knew and wrote about His house and exactly where it was. For those who still have no idea, I plan to state it in a future post....

Dregs from the Id: A bar in MP, used to be a bowling alley sort of place. this song was popular in 1970. I can see it all to this day. Every detail, ever smell and feeling, There was a server, dark hair, who was my focus. What she was all about was desperation as she was having problems with her boyfriend. As this song played out. Her looking my way and me as savior, and me, a complete dumb fuck... priceless! I remember the sights, the sounds, the smells and the feelings of youth. It's a talent of mine. The rush of events trans-folding, being young (22) and feeling keyed and ready for whatever came next. Very cool!

A message from God: 'Hey dude. Saw your post. You seem unhappy. You got problems?'

Me: 'Yes, dammit God, I do! I'm old and I hurt and feeling pretty damn depressed.'

God: 'Really? I gave you one of the very best of lives. Some drama, some excitement, and a few neat women along the way. So, what was not to like?

Me: OK! Yes! My life, more or less, was pretty damn cool. But now, I hurt and I look pretty bad and...'

God: 'My son. Your time on this earth will be very brief. And, you've done .. sort of OK. Now, forget all that pain of this existence and prepare yourself for yet a new birthing.... Remember my biotic offspring. Those who currently seem strong and invincible, do so, in the merest flash of time.That said, a new dawn, which will be soon laid out for all the Sons and Daughters of My dreams ... Will be endless and exciting!' No! Wait up! Let check  the ledger.... Ah! Sorry dude. You're fucked!

Tuesday, March 20, 2018

The blind man...

A blind man, who had never had sight in his life,
happened unto another man who professed to see clearly.

The blind man listened carefully
as the sighted man profusely talked of blue skies and many other wonders.

'Sir', said him. 'What are these wonderful colors you talk of'?
The sighted man, smiled down at him in a benign fashion.

'Why, you poor blind wretch, I can see clearly and sir you cannot!' How could I possibly answer you?

To which the blind man responded... 'Perhaps by being blind
of the sights of this world, which God has withheld from me, was an act that was kind.
As a blind man, all my life, I know not of sin.

But for you, that said you had sight, your sin remains...

Let's ban those knives!

Let's get rid of these!
After witnessing a number of school shootings recently, the call for universal gun confiscation has been taken up by the far left, a group that certainly is smart and who knows what's best for the rest of us.

Simply Limp rubber knives bend at the slightest touch!
I'm pretty certain that at some point every weapon, including BB guns, sling shots and perhaps even marbles will be banned all across the United States. And that should take care of the problem for once and for all.

However, I'd like to point to the next level that will need to be addressed... knives. The fact is, there are far too many knives in just about every school in the United States! And, as an extreme left leaning zealot, I have realized that it is only a matter of time before these 'instruments of death' will be taken up and used by crazed school students everywhere! What concerns me the most, is the opportunity for kids to kill other kids during the lunch hour in any cafeteria USA. (School cafeteria's are just loaded with all sorts of knives that can easily render horrific death to a young person in about a heartbeat)!

In answer to the call for service, I am starting a National effort to have all knives banished not only from schools, but also restaurants. After all, the only reason to even posses have a metal knife is if you want to cut up some tender meat with it and that's just not fair or progressive! Let's replace metal knives with rubber ones that can only spread butter and little else. My company, 'Simply Limp Rubber ' Inc., will be happy to quote case amounts of these very safe knives to any school anywhere at anytime!


Sunday, March 18, 2018

Bobby Vinton and Blue Velvet!

A few of my friends from way back might remember Central Junior High and some graduation parties! 1967 I think... Jan Wagner, you were in a blue velvet dress and we were at a party at some house close, I think to the MP library. You were playing pool. Wow! What a time. On the corner of Gregory and Prospect Manor one day, I misspoke and gyrated into another reality.... Sad. Grasping at straws.. a topic that would have little to no meaning until 2018...

Saturday, March 17, 2018

Tiangong-1 space lab crashing to earth!

UPD NEWS - Run Run! The European Space Agency’s (ESA) Space Debris Office in Darmstadt, Germany, has issued a new update on the expected re-entry of China’s Tiangong-1 space lab.

The new forecast, which was issued March 15, predicts that the 8 million-ton Tiangong-1 will fall back to Earth between March 30 and April 6, though it stresses that this is a rough estimate. Crack scientist Dr. DanOmanno Dingo, however, has predicted the exact spot that the flaming debris will land on traveling at about 300 miles per hour. (He professed to use a very top secret computer system that can run trillions of calculations per second)!

'I have centered the exact location of impact at coordinates North 36.688, and West -93.123 which would put it in southwest Missouri near or in a town called Forsyth' (see map above). He then stated. ' I'm a guessing that all that there mass will arrive pretty much intact, although it will likely also be heated to at 1500 degrees Fahrenheit'. After a moment, he look myopically around and also said that it will 'likely obliterate the most of that town.'

A check by this news team, on the stats of that town revealed that it was home to about 1200 citizens. A spokesmen for the County mentioned that they were somewhat relieved that only one small town would be adversely affected. Dave Jacks of emergency services was heard to mention, 'Thank God it's only some piss-ant place on the map!'

Local authorities have asked everyone living in or near Forsyth to 'remain calm' and have issued free hard hats to anyone who asked for one....

Note: In reality, the space lab is only about 8 tons and most all of it will burn up on reentry.  Also, the chances of it hitting on land are also extremely small. See the original article here.

Friday, March 16, 2018

Sugar Ray! Every morning..

Every morning there's a halo hangin
from the corner of my girlfriend's four post bed.
I know it's not mine, but I'll see if I can use it for
the weekend, or a one-night stand!

Every morning... Anyway. Good news. DanO's Place radio on FM and the Net coming soon. That is if God, Country and life allows! I currently have a station located in Uzbekistan, but I'm not sure if they actually understand English. That said. Two ground floors exist for us males; 1) Never lose your dreams or your direction, 2) Even if you're eighty and the sight of a beautiful woman no longer turns you on, pretend!.... Rock on, rock hard and praise the living God that put you here...

Note: The people behind the scenes of the internet are evil, crooked thugs. They give you a new kind of drug, best left on the self. In the days coming, they will be fair game for the new class of terminators... Just a heads up.

There will be no FCC backed low power FM station for me. Another government lie. I plan to generate my own. Stay tuned...

Perhaps a few will follow this string of thought. Please drop a thought or two to further the cause of freedom. I'm pretty weak...

'And He told them many things in parables, saying, “A farmer went out to sow his seed. As he was sowing, some seeds fell along the path and the birds came and devoured them. Some others fell on rocky ground, where they did not have much soil. Yet, they sprang up quickly, because the soil was shallow and hard'

My take: Those of us who are now living and who have suffered very hard times in the defense of this Republic, whether of military, civilian or of blue stripes. You all need now to stand true and strong! Stand for the living God that gave you this treasure of time, that saw you through and who granted you a chance to see this message tonight. Let no one person rip asunder His gift....

And finally, no, Epstein did not hang himself! And, Trump did not lose! Have faith!

Monday, March 12, 2018

I shot the Sheriff - Bob Marley!

A late night addition. This is about guns. In reality, a gun is nothing more than a force multiplier. (It's like a hammer, but with much more reach). Sane individuals would almost rather die than fatally hurt another. Truth be told, killing another human being takes practice, did you know? Soldiers have to be taught to kill, did ya know? (An act that is an otherwise very species aberrant mindset to an extreme).

Yet at times, and in our very recent past, millions of otherwise very kind people have died horribly (WWII, ISIS.etc). With some even turned into lampshades (circa Lou Reed). My thinking is that true evil walks on cats feet. Eternal vigilance, perhaps is our only defense.

Tuesday, March 6, 2018

Branson Motel Transformed to House Migrant Workers!

BRANSON, Mo. – A motel in Branson that’s been vacant for a few years, is about to be transformed. It’s the old Days Inn on Keeter Street near the strip – renamed “Plato’s Cave.” It will be a place that migrant workers will call home.

The motel has 423 rooms. The workers, particularly from Puerto Rico, will arrive through the J1 and H2B Visa programs.

Richard Rubin is the CEO of Repvblik (Republic) LLC, the development company behind the project. They’re working with the Taney County Partnership to get the new Plato’s Cave in operation…

Branson Chamber of Commerce CEO Jeff Seifried says the conversion project makes perfect sense…

The project will be completed in phases. The first phase is expected to be completed sometime this summer.[Original article posted by samclantonnews]

Notes: The J-1 Visa offers cultural and educational exchange opportunities in the United States through a variety of programs overseen by the U.S. State Department. J-1 Exchange Visitor programs include au pairs, summer work travel, interns, high school and university student exchanges, physician exchanges and more. 

I'm wondering when someone will next come up with the idea of busing illegal aliens up from the south Texas border next...

Sunday, March 4, 2018

Living at Taneycomo Terrace!

Forsyth Mo. - I've now been living at Taneycomo Terrace Condominiums for about two years as of this post. The 154 unit complex comes complete with swimming pools and a large dock. A pretty nice place to live depending on who you have to draw for neighbors. Some residents have a pretty good experience while others, not so much so.

And, while I would never stoop to naming names, I can tell everyone reading this that there are quite a few Liberals living there who are scattered about in random fashion. If nothing else, they can make living there 'interesting. I was very surprised to find this to be the case as southwest Missouri is often considered very red politically speaking.

Then there are all those who continue to smoke, even past the age of 60. Another surprise and one that I've had direct experience with. And while that practice is great if performed in ones own condo, it's something different when people elect to smoke either on their balconies or in the front. Anyone living above had better be prepared to have their condo space quickly smelling like an ashtray should they open a window or sliding glass door.

There is also the matter of building age and upkeep. The entire complex is getting 'older' and so requires ever higher levels of maintenance. This then requires that the home owner association fees be raised – in my two years, they've gone up over 16%. A trend that I fear will continue.

Yet, if you have plenty of money, like to smoke and lean towards progressive people, this is a great place to live! In my humble opinion...

Saturday, March 3, 2018

Look! Up in the sky! It's Tiangong-1 heading home!

The European Space Agency (ESA) has just issued a new re-entry forecast for China's Tiangong-1 space lab.

The incredible 8.5-ton spacecraft is now expected to crash into Earth's atmosphere between March 24 and April 19, although ESA officials stressed that this is just a rough estimate.

"Re-entry will take place anywhere between 43 degrees north and 43 degrees south (eg, California, Colorado, Kansas, Missouri and points east)" latitude, officials with the Space Debris Office at ESA’s European Space Operations Center in Darmstadt, Germany, becoming increasingly concerned.

In this blogger's opinion, the worst case scenario would be if most of the massive structure survives reentry and then slams into someone home, basically vaporizing it instantly. Another scenario would be the 'shotgun effect' where by the vehicle breaks up shortly before impact and then take out a small city block.

Note: This vehicle will in all likelihood burn up pretty completely and any debris that may fall will more than likely fall into the ocean. The odds of someone getting hurt are about the same as winning the Power Ball Lottery twice... in a row! But, that said, if you're have a really bad day....