Is Apple preparing for the coming civil war?

The rumor mills were in high gear after hearing news of Apple's recent purchase of a Military base. A location where the company said they planned to test a new car concept. Balderdash, I say!

Here's my take on the real deal here. Apple is secretly working with Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer and other left wing nuts in a vast plan to take over the United States. Outrageous you say? Just consider the players involved here. Apple is losing money left and right and is growing desperate. Nancy and Chuck are merely desperate at the thought of losing power. Combine the two with additional financial backing from Soros and you have the capitol needed to purchase weapons of war! Yes, before we know it, retired B-52 bombers will be flying CAP over Silicon Valley California!

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