A song: Let’s keep on kicking that can!

I’m still waiting for some enterprising group out there to come up with a song whose lyrics are something like this:

Summer’s here, let’s go get some beer

The parties on and getting in gear!

My wallets full of bills that are aglow

Hot of the press and raring to go.

Cheap as you can, here comes Uncle Sam

The man’s so loaded he’s done exploded

Keep on kickin that can man

Living for the moment, while we still can.

Kick it so far, on through the night

Living this way, we all get a bite!

Cheap as you can, here comes Uncle Sam

The man’s so loaded he’s done exploded

Monies cheap and getting cheaper

Not far behind comes the grim reaper.

China’s gettin screwed by all this shit

Maybe it’s her turn to take the hit!

Cheap as you can, here comes Uncle Sam

The man’s so loaded he’s done exploded