The next pope? Pope DanO I?

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 I was very saddened to hear that Pope Benedict XVI had announced that he was going to step down. I wish only the best for his popeness. But imagine my surprise when a Vatican source informed me that my name had been 'thrown into the hat' as a possible successor! Of course I would be flattered to fill such big shoes and on reflection, felt that this might prove to be a large boost to me personally. I also refuse to listen to those around me that say the call I received late last night was a hoax! Hogwash, I say! Oh, and bless you my children!