Backed by an increasingly progressive Obama
administration, the FDA announced and executive action that will
force restaurants to use only plastic flatware that is government
approved!
Billed by the FDA as safer and
fairer , the special 'dark colored' flatware will be
available for purchase, this fall, from select government outlets.
Already termed ObamaWare by an incredulous Congress, the
regulation which was passed behind closed doors and without
congressional action is sure to be a thorn in the sides of
restaurants everywhere. Reid accused the Republicans of obstruction and then cited something about Bush as the reason they wouldn't go along with such a sensible move.
I spoke with one popular restaurant
chain, Dan Obenski, who related that his 300 plus sites were going to
have to raise prices 'across the board' in order to shift to the all
plastic flatware. 'The fact this flatware can only be used once and
then thrown away will vastly increase the cost of food to our
customer base', related a frustrated Obenski.
Spokesperson, Josh
Earnest stated in a press conference that Obama also planned for a new
wing to the added to the FDA that would focus on a host of new and
progressive regulations for the restaurant industry. When asked by
the media if this would cripple an already ailing private sector, he
merely shrugged...
Other legislation that is being
considered by Obama would the be elimination of all tips as he feels
there is 'too much shenanigans going on' with lost taxes due to
under-reporting. A vast new group of special inspectors would be
created all across the Nation to roam restaurants to 'make sure there
is no infringement'. God bless Obama and his Progressive Left!
Yes, this was a work of pure fiction, yet with all the crazy things coming out of Washington these days.... who knows! Next thing you knows they'll want to outlaw backyard grilling... what's that you say! That one's true! see http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/backyard-bbq-emissions-targeted-in-epa-project/article/2561474
Yes, this was a work of pure fiction, yet with all the crazy things coming out of Washington these days.... who knows! Next thing you knows they'll want to outlaw backyard grilling... what's that you say! That one's true! see http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/backyard-bbq-emissions-targeted-in-epa-project/article/2561474
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