Today, I have with me Dr. Danomanno
Dingo! Dr. Dingo is a renown scientist who has had numerous
submissions for Nobel prizes over the past many decades. He's promised to answer
some questions, today, regarding America's seemingly endless love
with all things science.
Narr: 'Dr. Dingo. Is it true
that many of the worlds leading scientist look up to you on questions
regarding just about everything?'
Dr. Dingo: 'Why yes, thank you
for asking. After getting my degree from the University of Detroit back
in the 50's, I have endeavored to seek out only the truth concerning many
questions that plague us even this day.'
Narr: 'That's great to know doctor. And please
tell us where you stand politically?'
Dr. Dingo: ' Politically?
Really? The fact is, young man, I don't think much about politics
other than to say that those folks on MSNBC really seem to have their
'stuff' together. What was that program... Oh, yes. Those folks who are
on that program called The Five. Why they're just the jam in my
jellyroll!'
Narr: 'Jam? What? Let's just try and
stay on topic sir. The reason I decided to interview you today was to
talk about science and what the enormous costs of doing has done to
America...'
Dr. Dingo: 'Oh my, now that's a
hot button topic isn't it. Well yes, some science is OK. Bit other
areas are really just a waste of time! Take NASA, for instance. Over
the past many decades, they've been shooting those crazy men and women all over
space and for what. The only thing NASA ever developed out of the
entire space effort was the Slinky.. [Dr. Dingo hold one up which
immediately falls out of his hand and slinks down onto the floor.] Why did
we spend over 30 trillion dollars to develop a lousy cheap toy? That just
don't make no sense! What we could have done was house ALL those nice
migrant folks, whose a still coming up over the border, for them kind of bucks. But no way Jose! And now NASA is all a twitter over a 'picture' of
some black hole! Why heck, if they wanted a something like that, my
girlfriend is available to...'
Narr: 'No, let's not go there
sir. OK? What I wanted to ask you was just how real do you think
climate change is and do you think AOC was correct when she stated we
have only twelve more years?'
Dr. Dingo: 'AOC? Oh, you must
mean that Alexandria chick. Man, that's one hot Latino. [DanO grins and winks.] Well, that woman certainly has her head screwed on straight! Yes sir,
climate change is a fact of life that all the scientists, I know of,
fully support. I mean it is changing and cows do fart and
that's exactly what I am talking about!' [Dingo stoops down to pick
up his Slinky and stuffs it into his pants].
Narr: 'So, I take it you think
America should do less science stuff and be more compassionate to
illegal aliens. Is that about right?'
Dr. Dingo: 'Damn straight! If we
could just round us up all those billionaire and, you know squeeze
every penny we could outta them, heck everything would be free free
free to all the down trodden in our society. You know who I'm talking about. Poor people like that
Pelosi woman. Who needs space? And shucks, now that I think of it, we already got ourselves places like China and
Russia to take care of the great beyond. Let's let them do that
stuff while we sit back and get us some free housing, healthcare,
education and food! Then, we could all sit back and see what happens....'
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