After spending billions upon billions
of our dollars, The Department of Potential Energy (DOPE) is
reportedly getting ready to disclose a device that they promise will
make America completely energy independent! On it's release, Obama
will reportedly pen an Executive Order making the wearing of these devices
mandatory for all citizens. The energy thus collected will then be
'fairly' distributed to the poor at the expense of the really really
wealthy! Obama and DOPE, ceaselessly working to lower the bar, a little more, each and every day!
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