As I've watched the Democrats and
the Republicans move at cross purposes for so many years, I've learned
that things will not likely change... until, that is, a new threat
arises!
Washington D.C. - It's 2044 and
President Barbarossa flickers to life on video screens everywhere.
'My fellow Americans, I come to you
this day to inform the Nation that a hostile Alien force from somewhere in space has now parked themselves into orbit above our heads.' The President pauses for a
few seconds and appears to be perspiring before continuing...
'We have received and decoded a message from them. Ah, a message that appears to be an ultimatum.'
All across the Nation, people stopped in their tracks. Some thought this might be a joke while
others were not so sure. Then the President continued speaking.
'As best we can tell, there are over a
thousand large ships manned by a race that calls themselves the Khur.
They made it clear to us, early on, that they are carnivores and
that they are very hungry after crossing vast distances.' The
president looks off screen as though to gain confirmation, swallows and continued.
'Well, without further delay, I'll read you
the message' -
'Biotics
of the puny planet below our mighty warships. We have come to dine... on
you. Please don't not fear as your deaths will be swift! Ha Ha. No, I
was making a jest. The mighty Khur prefer our food to be alive when
we consume it. That is all.'
And on that one day, the American
political parties were unified. Of course the next day they were all
eaten alive... End of story.
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