OK, my solution starts out by our government building a few walls. A few high walls...say about a half mile up and of a length as is effectively described in the map below...
|A few walls are added to the general landscape!|
Next, we remove a small section of wall and release all that frigid air...which is then funneled down the middle west of the country into, you guessed it - Mexico! And voila again! That pesky immigration problem is now also a thing of the past!
|Let the COLD air flow!!|
Finally, I will personally ask from a grateful Nation, a small piece of property which I will name as DanO's Territory! I will also seek a small piece for my friend and confidant, General Zod!
|You're all welcome to come to my territory anytime!|
Note: I've sent these plans to our President and to a number of other 'think tanks' for their consideration. So far, only Soros has responded back favorably....
Disclaimer! This post is a work of satire. The author would never condone the grinding up of anyone, outside the Washington Beltway...