- You can no longer quite make out the bartender's face.
- You suddenly realize that all the ugly, single women in bar have left and were replaced by extra hotties! Lucky you!
- You think up an invention that will make you millions (really it will), and then promptly forget about it.
- You cell phone rings, it's your boss and you tell him what you really think!
- Throwing up suddenly seems very doable.
- Your car keys are missing and you spend an hour looking for them. Hint: The bartender took them.
- You realize that you are the most intelligent man at the bar and then proceed to let everyone know this ....for hours.
- You can't quite get your head around the concept that your credit card is maxed out! 'No, seriously bartender try swiping that sucker again!'
- You take a selfie with your tongue hanging out and then post it on Facebook! Which your boss also sees...& finally...
- You're in a really crowded bar and yet, for some strange reason, the stools on either side of you remain completely empty!
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