Concept: Changing a flat tire!
- Bring in the head of the IRS to raise taxes to fund a new tire changing bureau!
- Appoint the head of the new Department of Tire Regulations (DTR).
- Draft 2000 pages via a regulatory Congressman regarding the act of tire changing.
- Hire a firm (WEDOIT) to print up fifty million tire regulation brochures.
- Bring in the EPA to regulate any environmental concerns.
Reid's nightly prayer: Let us bow our heads in prayer. Lord please let us live day to day, with one hand in thy brothers pocket and another thumbing through pages of new regulations; so Lord that we may show others how to live their lives forever. Amen!
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